І Бог створив собаку
12/06/2003 | Шевченко
And God created Dog !
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God crea! ted a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you his name will be a reflection of my own name and you will call him DOG."
And dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them an d loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other!
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God crea! ted a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you his name will be a reflection of my own name and you will call him DOG."
And dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them an d loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other!
Відповіді
2003.12.06 | Георгій
Прекрасно! :)
Як людина, яка вже кілька років живе під одним дахом з двома котами, підтверджую, що вони є мої власники, а я є їх власність. Ніякої тобі адорації з їх боку...2003.12.08 | Анатолій
Залишилося одне запитання - А ХТО ТОЙ БОГ?(-)
2003.12.08 | Шевченко
Re: Залишилося одне запитання - А ХТО ТОЙ БОГ?(-)
Пане Анатолій!Ви ж на стільки розумієте англійську мову, щоб зрозуміти^ що це все жарт.
А що до Вашого серйозного запитання " хто є Бог" думаю, Вам не треба пояснювати. Бог один, всюди сущий і сповнений любови до всіх нас. Бог- це ЛЮБОВ.
Ми можемо його пояснювати самі собі різними іменами, але суть залишається та сама.
То ж доброго дня Вам пане Анатолій! Респектую Вас за Вашу любов до всього українського. Ще б мати трошки пошани до інакшовіруючих і все буде гаразд.
2003.12.08 | Анатолій
Re: Залишилося одне запитання - А ХТО ТОЙ БОГ?(-)
Пане Шевченко, я зрозумів, що то жарт. Погано, що Ви не зрозуміли, що я також ставлю питання жартома!Щодо інаковіруючих, то Ви не є таким. Ви є просто необізнаним зі своїм, себто українським. Це не є бідо і я Вас запрошую на свій сайт www.oratania.com.ua де Ви зможете познайомитися з українським і згадати хто Ви є. Я гадаю, що Ви і не забували, що Ви українець і Ваша підсвідомість зберігає інформацію, що Ви є син Господа Ра, себто укРАїнець і онук Господа Дажбога, тож моє завдання збурити Вашу підсвідому пам"ять. І я гадаю, що Ваша пам"ять ось-ось згадає себе. Бажаю Вам всього найкращого.
Анатолій